Thursday, 20 June 2013

Ye Olde Transcript

Transcript to Bill Bailey Chaucer Pubbe Gagge

B - Bill Bailey
A- Audience
(.) - Brief pause
(*number*) - *number* seconds pause
(*word*) - action took place
_________ - unheard word



B: This is where the joke ends it's the realm of Geoffrey Chaucer (.) three fellows wenton into a pub-a |and|

A:                                                                                                                                                  |(laughs)|


B: gleefully their hands did rub-a |(.)| in expectation of rubbery fort of the hour that is happy |(2)| great bottles

A:                                          |(laughs)|                                                                           |(laughs)|


B: of wine did the quaff and had a really good laugh (.) until drunkenness held full dominion for tis two for the price of one |(3)| yet after wine and mead and sack man must have a massive snack (.) great pasties from

A:            |(laughs)|                                                                                          


B: Cornwall Scottish eggs shaped like balls |(.)| great hams duck and geese they sucked the bones and

A:                                                           |(laughs)|


B: drank the grease (.) one fellow stood all pale and one for he was a vegetarian |(3)| yet man knoweth a

A:                                                                                                                  |(laughs)|
B: gluttony stoketh the fire of luttery on three young wenches round and sly the fellows cast a wandering eye (.) one did approach with drunken wink hello darlin' you fancy a drink |(.)| soon they caught them on their
A:                                                                                                  |(laughs)|
B: knee it was like some grisly puppetry such was the ludeness and debortury like a sketch by Dick Emry
        |(.)| except Dick Emry is not you _________ so such comparison may not be drawn |(5)| then the
A: |(laughs)|                                                                                                                  |(laughs)|
B: fellows began to pale quail for they were not the friend of ale and in their bellies such confusion and from their throughts vile extrusion (.) stinking foul curruption come spewing forth from drooling lips the fetish stench did fill the pub the very arse of Bill Bezub |(2)| from the throne they were horn to trumpet in the street
A:                                                                  |(laughs)|
B: no coin no stompet homeward bound they must quickly go to that then donkey stole their hands are covered wth vomit greased the donkey was err (.) not pleased |(2)| then through them into a ditch of shite
A:                                                                                       |(laughs)|
B: they all agreed what a brilliant night
A: (laughs into the abyss of time)

3 comments:

  1. it actually looks like a proper transcript! well done :) it shows that you have fully understood transcripts and you are confident in writing them :)

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  2. Great transcript! Really detailed and easy to understand.

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  3. Awesome sauce transcript :) maybe you could say how Bill Bailey says certian phrases in a different way to how he says others? But it's awesomes :)

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